you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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