found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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