You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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