i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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