is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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