Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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