he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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