hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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