I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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