Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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