I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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