So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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