I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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