"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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