How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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