Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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