the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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