He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I would fuck him just for his dog
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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