Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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