More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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