You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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