this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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