South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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