OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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