I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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