They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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