I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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