i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sponge bath it is.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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