Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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