Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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