I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Randomize