margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
40s are totally the cure
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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