Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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