Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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