wat bout pragnant strippers??
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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