I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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