where am i from again
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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