IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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