What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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