Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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