There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
