is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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