It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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