2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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