He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I looked at my own cervix.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
