i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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