Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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