Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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