It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky