why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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