just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
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It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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