the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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