census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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