very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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