What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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