Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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